Boozefighters M/C Frequently Asked Questions.

Q: Boozefighters Motorcycle Club, are you guys against drinkin ?
A: Not hardly, most of us enjoy it. The name came about in 1946 when we first got started, Walt Porter
suggested the name as the original members were "always fightin the booze" (as well as fightin and boozin)
Our Founders consisted of WWII Vets and a few locals that were bored with life back here stateside . They
raised a little hell, rode and partied hard. Some members raced. Today, we try to carry on that tradition. We
are known as The Original Wild Ones.

Q: So you have to drink alcohol to be a Boozefighter ?
A: No. Some of our members do not drink at all, others drink casually, a few drink too much, if thats possible.

Q: Whats the difference between your Motorcycle Club (M/C) and a 1 % M/C or support club ?
A: We don't claim territory, we don't claim bars, we don't get involved in 1% club politics or business. We
are not a "support" or "sister club" to any other clubs. We DO respect all clubs that have a mutual respect
for our club. Most clubs know that OUR PURPOSE is to carry on our rich history, ride and party some, thats it.
The local fuzz and most cops don't hassle us, they know that we are just ridin and lookin for the next good
time.

Q: What is the difference between "bikers" I see at the local dealership and bikers in a M/C ?
A: Most "bikers" you see today are NOT BIKERS AT ALL ! (instant bikers at best) the guys you see tooling
around are usually just "RIDERS". They consist of yuppies, rubs, pretenders and everyday ordinary men that
enjoy riding 2 hours on the weekend (if there wife lets them) to get a beer at the local bar or coffee at
Starbuck's so they can show off their squeaky clean bike that they just spent 4 hours polishing on. You will
find them paying 125$ for an oil change and boasting of it ! Hanging out in front of the dealership is their idea
of fun on a summers day. But wait, (because I love speaking the truth, no matter who it offends) theres
more !

Once a year these "wabnnabe bikers" MIGHT trailer to Sturgis, then unload their bike and "ride like they
rode theirs" believing that they "live to ride and ride to live". Kickstart a shovel ? Ride a Knuckle or a
Triumph ? NEVER ! If it aint got an electric starter, if its not a new Twin Cam, and its not sunny and 80, they
ain't ridin. These are the guys that do the "wave" when they pass going the opposite direction (like they are
your friend or brother) but don't be deceived, they WON'T dare to stop and help anyone, damn sure not a
"REAL BIKER".

Now that you are good and pissed off, read what a "REAL BIKER" might be found doing....
A REAL BIKER rides his bike most of the time, rain or shine and everywhere he possibly can. Chances are he
works on it himself and if he does not, he doesn't have to brag about how much he paid for his repairs to
"impress others". His leather is probably worn as he RIDES his bike. He stands out from the others at "bike
night", does not look like the posers that all look alike, dress alike and act alike. A REAL BIKER will stop to
assist if your on the side of the road, no matter how long your hair, or if you have a set of "colors" on your
back. A REAL BIKER understands brotherhood and the true meaning of the BIKER LIFESTYLE, it's not just
the latest passing fad, IT'S IN HIS BLOOD. You can bet his ol' lady ain't going to dictate when he can ride,
how long he will be gone or where he goes.... as HE is TRULY FREE.

Q: Why are you so down on yuppies, rubs, posers and Twin Cams?
A: Most of the yuppies, rubs and posers are the dudes that look at US (Bikers & Motorcycle Club members)
as if WE "DON'T BELONG". When in fact, if it were not for TRUE BIKERS and M/C members, HD would
not have sold bikes in the 1960s and 70s and thus the yuppies, rubs and posers could not have became
"INSTANT BIKERS", as HD would have been out of business today !     NOTE: In regards to a Twin Cam,
ride WTF ya want, most of our members do ride twin cams. It's just a personal opinion of mine, that nothing
looks or sounds like an old Knuckle, Pan or Shovel, and these bikes damn sure ain't "a dime a dozen".

Q: I do some of the above, could I possibly join your club ?
A: Maybe, there might still be time to redeem your soul. Take off your shorts and tennis shoes (shorts are
for boating, tennis shoes are for tennis, skateboarding or wearing so you can be a "poser" like Jesse
James) put on your jeans and boots, and come ride with us, get to know us and we will get to know you. Now
continue reading and understand, WE DO NOT seek to increase our membership simply for numbers and we
are not a "mail order club". (more on that below) We are growing because we accept only QUALITY men. We
have even taken in a few yuppies and are making bikers of them !

Q: Can anyone join the Boozefighters M/C ?
A: No. We do not seek to increase membership by handing out patches. If you think our club and
lifestyle is for you, contact us and ride with us. If you enjoy our company and decide you want to hangaround,
attend some rides and parties, you may be asked to prospect after a period of time. Prospecting is a
probationary period in which you will learn respect and discover what true brotherhood is. It takes time and
work, but anyone that is serious about joining, certainly has the patience to endure his test of time and the
dedication to accomplish the required tasks asked of him. When and if the club members decide you are
ready, trustworthy and dedicated, then you become a "patch holder" (full member) This same basic
concept applies to most M/Cs. In our club, you must ride an American or British made bike. NO JAP SHIT !
(Those little fuckers are the ones that BOMBED PEARL HARBOR !)

Q: What exactly is the Boozefighters M/C ? (Motorcycle Club)
A: Our MOTORCYCLE CLUB consists of men that understand true BROTHERHOOD and RESPECT. As M/C
members, we have jobs, homes, some of us have families just like your average American working man. We
not only ride together, but we are true friends, "we love each other as brothers" if you will. We ride
together, party together, assist each other when the need arises, offer a place to stay for a brother passin
through, provide food, drink as well as entertainment. We will lend a hand getting a brothers bike repaired
or loan him one of our bikes. Members in our M/C are "extended family". Boozefighters assist and host some
fund raisers or poker runs to benefit kids, veterans, cancer or other worthy causes. A REAL BIKER can be
your best friend in a time of need.

Q: Will I have to break the law to become a member ?
A: HELL YES...         And "THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON" TOO.
Get real... You will NEVER be asked or expected to commit a crime, neglect your family or jeopardize your
job.

Q: Will I be "jumped out" if I quit your motorcycle gang ?
A: Let me make this clear... Gangs generally consist of minorities with bizarre purpose or criminal intent. We,
like many M/C s are a CLUB, legal and enjoying our God given rights, as protected by the Bill of Rights and
U.S. Constitution. We associate with those of like mind and desire. Our intent is to have a good time.
Should a member decide he no longer has time for the club, he is free to turn in his colors and quit at any time.

Q: I'm not sure if I fit in, what kind of clubs are there besides yours ?
A: There are 1% clubs for men lookin to become a 1% member. Religious clubs dedicated to spreading God's
word and saving souls, black clubs for coloreds, cop clubs, firemen clubs for firemen, H.O.G. for those
wanting to join a riding organization, etc....

Q: What if I just want to wear a patch and ride ?
A: Park your truck (the one with the Harley license plate and stickers that you drive when it is sprinkling out
or below 80 degrees) have a "Wild Hogs" patch made or buy a "Sons of Anarchy" colors set and make an
ass of yourself ! Or you could join A.B.A.T.E. H.O.G. or some other established Riding Club. A Motorcycle
Club is MUCH MORE than just a patch you wear on your back.

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